WHEN SOMEONE CLAIMS THEY CAN EAT WHATEVER THEY WANT AND THEY DONT GAIN WEIGHT

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:

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ME GETTING IN SHAPE FOR THE SUMMER

howdoiputthisgently:

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WHEN MY FRIEND IS GOING THROUGH A BAD BREAK UP

howdoiputthisgently:

MY ADVICE IS LIKE:

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ME DRIVING IN THE SUMMER

howdoiputthisgently:

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WHEN MY FRIEND IS GOING THROUGH A BAD BREAK UP

howdoiputthisgently:

MY ADVICE IS LIKE:

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WHEN I TRY TO CONTRIBUTE TO A DISCUSSION

howdoiputthisgently:

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WHEN MY PARENTS TRY TO TALK TO ME

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:

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BUT THEN EVENTUALLY I’M LIKE:

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WHEN STORES BEGIN PUTTING OUT SCHOOL SUPPLIES AND FALL CLOTHES IN JULY

howdoiputthisgently:

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So we were sitting in class today

arialenelove:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science

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"The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed."
-Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

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oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

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